real life quotes

Men. Can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em.
Me

I hate movies that end.
Danielle

It can't be Neville Longbottom, the bottom's not long enough.
Jesi

I am under control of the napkins, okay?!
Jesi

Mom: Animal crackers!
Me: Did you just say cannibal cookies?

Strange foots are happening.
My mom

Love is sacrifice.
My dad

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was always yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.
My dad

Rob and his getting waid lays...
Kal