Abby's Online Quote Collection of DOOM
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The SmarterChild Saga | Wisdom of MegaHAL
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Eleanor Rigby says:
man
Eleanor Rigby says:
I attempted to explain mio's panties to kris
Eleanor Rigby says:
I'm not sure he really understood
Robert says:
lol. dude, I thought she would be good for me
Robert says:
good head on her shoulders, very responsible, smart, doesnt drink, organized
Robert says:
then I realized
Robert says:
we have nothing in commmon
Eleanor Rigby says:
you should see your mom
Angels Don't Kill says:
it's like something out of a silent hill porno
Eleanor Rigby says:
WHY AM I SUCH A GIRL
Angels Don't Kill says:
excel saga
Eleanor Rigby says:
ah yes
Angels Don't Kill says:
i'll do as i please.
Eleanor Rigby says:
well so will I
Eleanor Rigby says:
and it pleases me to punch you in the ovaries
Angels Don't Kill says:
good!
Angels Don't Kill says:
i'm talking about your mom bondage
Eleanor Rigby says:
+5 cool points
The Sound of Madness says:
-dies in your lap-
Angels Don't Kill says:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lost in Paradise says:
I just feel like crawling under the covers and cuddling with somebody
Angels Don't Kill says:
k. just a few. i'm waiting on the water to boil.
The Sound of Madness says:
you did a rifle
The Sound of Madness says:
kjslfjdsfas images
Angels Don't Kill says:
its a fun hobby
The Sound of Madness says:
this goat needs to fuck off too
Angels Don't Kill says:
i do
Angels Don't Kill says:
i wish it happened though man
The Sound of Madness says:
dude
Angels Don't Kill says:
that too
Angels Don't Kill says:
EEEE!
Angels Don't Kill says:
sorry
Angels Don't Kill says:
death
The Sound of Madness says:
"was I talking to her about...gas?"
Angels Don't Kill says:
yeah, cuz youre a whore
The Sound of Madness says:
chocolate...truffle...tea....
Cynder says:
CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE TEA?!?!?
The Sound of Madness says:
my mind...is fucking blown
Cynder says:
Who knows what Kal is.
The Sound of Madness says:
truer words were never spoken, cyn
Cynder says:
Meh I'll just set his ass on fire when he sleeps.
Angels Don't Kill says:
that'd be fun
Angels Don't Kill says:
i wanna do that to mez
Cynder says:
Bahahaha barbecued retard ftw
Angels Don't Kill says:
rob showed his penis again
The Sound of Madness says:
I was like FUCKING STAB THAT GUY and then he did
Angels Don't Kill says:
i mean
Angels Don't Kill says:
do you get his autograph? do you kick in the nuts? do you call your counselor? do you call bye nye the science guy? i don't know what to do in conflicted situations.
Angels Don't Kill says:
its like
The Sound of Madness says:
I have that same dilemma every time I talk to you
Angels Don't Kill says:
yes
Angels Don't Kill says:
but dude
Angels Don't Kill says:
very yes
The Sound of Madness (studying) says:
I'm going to just be calling everything a penis today
Angels Don't Kill says:
even if it's tiny
The Sound of Madness says:
I wanna live in mio's boobs
Angels Don't Kill says:
I HIGHLY APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE!!!
The Sound of Madness says:
this entire comic is a summary of why I hate relationships
Angels Don't Kill says:
but where exactly do vibrators come in?
Adorabully says:
this milk tastes funny
Adorabully says:
wtf we just got it yesterday
Adorabully says:
I don't approve of this shit
Adorabully says:
brb
Angels Don't Kill says:
hb
Adorabully says:
much better
Angels Don't Kill says:
you jizzed in it?
Adorabully says:
this is how milk is supposed to taste :D
Adorabully says:
I just knocked something on the floor and I don't know what it was
Adorabully says:
and I can't seem to find my phone to use as a flashlight
Adorabully says:
oh...I think I knocked off my phone
Adorabully says:
take his penis
Angels Don't Kill says:
sorry
Angels Don't Kill says:
i waited til it walked on the desk then put a beercap over it
Angels Don't Kill says:
cyn peed on mez?
Angels Don't Kill says:
ty
Adorabully says:
fuck you
Angels Don't Kill says:
what reasons?
Adorabully says:
I need milk
Adorabully says:
I just don't understand where the penis comes in
Angels Don't Kill says:
DONT GO IN THERE
Aykay says:
on a scale of 0 to awesome i give that a pretty cool
J says:
eh.. i prefer a maid outfit
Angels Don't Kill says:
possibly at the end of this ep
Adorabully says:
that's what I was thinkin
Aykay says:
well... we can work things ouot
J says:
gonna crush your nuts with my boots...
Aykay says:
that boy needs therapy
Adorabully says:
thousands of people are dead and we're like
Adorabully says:
OMG WHAT ABOUT NANA
Angels Don't Kill says:
I JUST LOVE NANA OKAY
Rob says:
nah, I'm as crude as charlie sheen and as blunt as kramer
Adorabully says:
lmao
Angels Don't Kill says:
i went through that for a while too
Adorabully says:
well I feel badddd
Angels Don't Kill says:
but that's impossible
Angels Don't Kill says:
IT GOES AGAINST SCIENCE
Vehement says:
god... needs to be killed with fire
Angels Don't Kill says:
okay.
Adorabully says:
I CAN HEAR THE UNIVERSE
Rebecca says:
lmao
Angels Don't Kill says:
you can still?
Rob says:
even tho my voice is all deep and goofy...
Rebecca says:
your voice is hot
Angels Don't Kill says:
we should do it, you guys
Rebecca says:
ryan has been doing the kama sutra shit
Rob says:
oh lord
Rebecca says:
and i have to say
Rob says:
I miss moe
Vehement says:
she loves mjy cock
The Little Engine That Went Too Far says:
the long version is...
The Little Engine That Went Too Far says:
lol... not quite that long
* Vehement has been added to the conversation.
Rob says:
well that sucks...
Cynder says:
Let's face it Rob would do anything that had a pulse.
Rob says:
ewjnfwerighrewuog
Adorabully says:
lmao
Adorabully says:
he would
Rob says:
thats not true! watermelons dont have pulses
Rob says:
jokes on you
Vehement says:
eric clapton, buckcherry, or the beautiful?
The Little Engine That Went Too Far says:
its not clapton
Vehement says:
most likely clapton
The Little Engine That Went Too Far says:
abby
Adorabully says:
kal
The Little Engine That Went Too Far says:
you are not prepared
Adorabully says:
oh geez
Johnny says:
i will smash that bong over your head
Adorabully says:
is he hot too
The Little Engine That Went Too Far says:
he's a monster
Adorabully says:
so yes?
The Little Engine That Went Too Far says:
what should i listen to
Adorabully says:
you should listen to yes
Adorabully says:
do you have any yes?
The Little Engine That Went Too Far says:
no
The Little Engine That Went Too Far says:
wtf cyn
Vern says:
LOL
The Little Engine That Went Too Far says:
you’re high
Cynder says:
INKNOWDUDETHATSWHATIMSAYING
Vehement says:
i bought right of passage into your vagina
The Little Engine That Went Too Far says:
it's not even metal though
Vehement says:
it's not gay if it's necrophilia
Cynder says:
But awesome shit and damn hitler can play a mean banjo
Vern says:
(they ignore me :( )
The Little Engine That Went Too Far says:
thats how chocolate works
Cynder says:
*kicks Rob in the balls for never being her during orgies*
Cynder says:
lmfao
Atonement says:
;lmao
Cynder says:
lmfao dude
Cynder says:
dslkfndflndsfkl;snf
Cynder says:
!!!!
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
lmao
Atonement says:
LOL
Atonement says:
well yellow vag is pretty forbidden
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
I'm so disappointed
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
which version are you doin?
Atonement says:
EPIC MONKEY
Vern says:
omg i gotta pee
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
omg go pee
Atonement says:
omg like totally
Adorabully says:
you run into a technical problem while playing video games. what is your instinctive first method at a troubleshooting attempt?
Adorabully says:
if you answer "blow in it"
Adorabully says:
you are not a 90sfag
Angels Don't Kill says:
lmao
Angels Don't Kill says:
that's actually one of the smarter things i've seen you say.
Angels Don't Kill says:
it appears my text is showing up in this window also.
Angels Don't Kill says:
LOL
Adorabully says:
sweet
Cynder says:
LMAO @ THAT
Adorabully says:
what color?
Adorabully says:
my face itches
The Little Engine That Went Too Far says:
you're a freak
Adorabully says:
kratos's voice makes my panties wet
Adorabully says:
I dunno why
Adorabully says:
and I really can't tell you why because spoilers
Adorabully says:
we're assholes
The Little Engine That Went Too Far says:
we are
The Little Engine That Went Too Far says:
tea is good
Adorabully says:
it is
Revenant says:
in the words of john stewart
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
OH SHIT
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
I hate it when I wanna talk to people but I accidentally jump instead
Atonement says:
i think i'm gonna have messed up dreams tonight
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
"so john...today I bought a douche...it had a panta painted on it..."
"ohhh yesss you know what daddy likes"
Atonement says:
have you noticed
Johnny says:
shit
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
yes
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
lmao
Cynder says:
Right guys. I'm out of here. Have a nice night and all that jazz
Atonement says:
FUCK YOU!!!
Vehement says:
i'mhightacosdoinfactsuckilikewaffles
Revenant says:
well yeah
Revenant says:
abby likes to try alternative medicine, mez
Vehement says:
smells good man
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
omg heather
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
I hate you
Heather says:
:D
Adrift says:
si senor
Ethical Slut says:
SORRY... I DON'T UNDERSTAND SWEDISH
Revenant says:
then, just when i thought i had already gone too far
Revenant says:
i drink some chocolate milk
Adrift says:
man
Adrift says:
this is a random subject change, but I was laffin while I was in the shower
The Inhibited says:
can't help it if certain things are surprising
Adrift says:
teenage girls!
The Inhibited says:
I WILL RAPE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!!
Suspicion says:
these days, it's like.. the more annoying someone is, the more i want to do them.
Vern says:
*runs*
Ethical Slut says:
i want to rip my neck off
The Inhibited says:
i know. i'm fapping to you.
Vern says:
ABBY IS SCARED OF EVERYTHING!
Suspicion says:
that is why i must have her
Vern says:
I CANT DIE!
Suspicion says:
why not.... :|
Vern says:
I'M VERN!
Murder Tramp says:
my dad was molested when he was a kid
Ethical Slut says:
i know... i was there
Stefani says:
imma kill kal
Vern says:
i like to have the computer do it
Murder Tramp says:
I was reading about the way they do it in denmark or somewhere
Murder Tramp says:
and it made a lot of sense
Suspicion says:
"no, see, it's like... it's like pin the tail on the donkey! only you put the penis in the vagina!"
Murder Tramp says:
but yeah, I can't be all wild and unpredictable
Murder Tramp says:
cuz then you bitch at me
Suspicion says:
that would be a good show
Murder Tramp says:
see, I like you
Suspicion says:
i shall shake maracas
Murder Tramp says:
yer cute
Suspicion says:
I KNOW
deleting msn. says:
Vern, shave my legs
Miss Vern says:
That was wrong
Murder Tramp says:
I still like the idea of a tamaki/kyouya/haruhi relationship threesome
Suspicion says:
IT IS DELICIOUS AND NUTRICIOUS
Rebecca says:
wish i could poop. i'm done with this constipation bullshit.
Suspicion says:
you are a bitchshit
Murder Tramp says:
you need to be raped?
deleting msn. says:
I miss billy.
Murder Tramp says:
so hey
Murder Tramp says:
I have a hotel reservation
Chris says:
oh hot
Murder Tramp says:
and I should look up mio porn on gelbooru
Suspicion says:
not yet
Murder Tramp says:
why notttt
Suspicion says:
because the ideal time to look up porn of the characters is ten episodes into the anime
Suspicion says:
i am an expert at fapping. trust me.
Suspicion says:
you must wait
Vern says:
but you guys really need jewish parents, we don't pretend sex doesn't exist...in fact, we're the only religion that believes in divorce
Suspicion says:
is it made of lemon juice?
Murder Tramp says:
vern, did you know
Murder Tramp says:
lmao @ kal
Suspicion says:
now poop on them, oliver
The Hate Machine says:
np
Revenant says:
in the words of john stewart
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
OH SHIT
Vern says:
bfdht
Revenant says:
at the same time...
Cynder says:
bfdht
Rebecca says:
why can't she just admit she cheated
Revenant says:
it was satisfying
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
what does he symbolize?
Vehement says:
sea...
Vehement says:
more piss
Vehement says:
never thought i'd say this but uhh... this salad is amazeing
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
how dare you
Trilogy says:
you're out of control
Vehement says:
and i am ed
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
so is being all passive aggressive and snarky to someone and then refusing to tell them why
Trilogy says:
abby, you want to know why?
Vehement says:
chewing OJ is rude, is my guess
Cynder says:
I'M FUCKIN DYIN
Trilogy says:
rude
Cynder says:
And because I love you too Kal, I just farted. It was much appreciated, dude, srsly
Trilogy says:
DURING THE HOLIDAYS EVEN
Vehement says:
FUCK YOU!
Trilogy says:
that just ruined my whole day
Trilogy says:
you bitch
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
I dooooooooo
Trilogy says:
rob is being a whore
Cynder says:
LOL
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
*a jew
Trilogy says:
you would divide by zero with your fist in their genitalia
Trilogy says:
that would fucking kill someone
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
rofl!
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
it would
Juke Joint Jezebel says:
thinking about it made my nipples hard
The Jolliest Asshole This Side of the Nuthouse says:
I always wanna say stuff but I can't
Trilogy says:
i'm 20 seconds in and i love it already
Trilogy says:
there is nothing better than dead baby goats on fire
Rebecca says:
omg kal a christmas present wrapping paper disaster happened to me.... basically wrapping paper destroyed my house with small very sparkly gold stripper glitter.
Cynder says:
lmfao
Trilogy says:
THAT IS EMO
Lachrymosa says:
you never gave me your new number!
Lachrymosa says:
you hate me!
Nikki says:
We should go panties shopping!
Lachrymosa says:
this dream dictionary has an explanation for what it means if you dream about being raped by an alligator
Trilogy says:
that is something that would really happen
Trilogy says:
do it, janitor.
Lachrymosa says:
I'll shit in your hand, nigga
Lachrymosa says:
dude, I need to get some hair gel
Nikki says:
-fucks abby-
Lachrymosa says:
oh my
Lachrymosa says:
incest!
Nikki says:
What can I say? I like hair gel
Trilogy says:
*eats a midget*
Lachrymosa says:
pics or it didn't happen
Trilogy says:
okay, one sec
Lachrymosa says:
I want to fist your ass
Trilogy says:
you and your ways
Lachrymosa says:
I'm probably going to die of cancer
Trilogy says:
LOL
Lachrymosa says:
you're an assfart
Trilogy says:
i know. holy fyuck what am i gonna do
Lachrymosa says:
sex would be nice as well
Rebecca says:
eewww
Kel=Homo says:
I should go rape my love
Chronus says:
i can't handle that
Lachrymosa says:
I would put exclamation points on your tits
The Great Dissipator says:
aw. well ty.
Lachrymosa says:
yw
The Great Dissipator says:
SHITTING DICK NIPPLES
Lachrymosa says:
I need to go before I end up sayin something bad
The Great Dissipator says:
and speaking of crazy people
Lachrymosa says:
I need one more skeleton finger
Lachrymosa says:
lmzo
Lachrymosa says:
laughing my zebra off
The Great Dissipator says:
abby, that's not spoilers
Lachrymosa says:
wow
Lachrymosa says:
your name is your name :|
Stoic says:
stupid thing
Lachrymosa says:
lmao
Lachrymosa says:
oh okay
Lachrymosa says:
yeah I was pretty weirded out
Lachrymosa says:
kal
Lachrymosa says:
are you fucking high
Stoic says:
no
Stoic says:
but
Stoic says:
your brain is the tortilla
Chronus says:
bobo made you a squirrle? i see how it is
Rebecca says:
yep
Jimmy says:
wow
Rebecca says:
with a spoon.
Adrift says:
my superpower is that I stand awkwardly in one position for far too long
Stoic says:
LOL
Stoic says:
that's still pretty impressive
Adrift says:
yeah, wilbur was a grasshopper
Stoic says:
tracy was talking about how much costumes can do for an act and she was like
"it helps to wear suggestive...no that doesnt sound right... um... it helps to wear things THAT suggest your character's personality more."
Stoic says:
to which i said
Rebecca says:
my butt is big lol
Adrift says:
WHERE DOES THE BLACK ORB GO
Stoic says:
LOL
Adrift says:
probably true
Adrift says:
I'd enjoy a hard copy of your penis
Stoic says:
i would let people borrow it
Adrift says:
I need an axe, a praying mantis, and a coffee cup
Adrift says:
oh, and a screw
Stoic says:
i'm not entirely sure it can be done..
Stoic says:
i was laughing at you.
Adrift says:
well that's cool
Adrift says:
I'm kinda like ritsu
Stoic says:
well that's good
Adrift says:
why the fuck am I awake now...
Stoic says:
hopefully my nipples will survive.
Rob says:
wait, who the hell is abby?
Rob says:
man
Rob says:
most girls you get bored of fucking....easily
Rob says:
but I would tap this girl every day and every night
Douche Bag says:
even... without butter?
Rob says:
-nods-
Adrift says:
:-O
Adrift says:
that IS love
Douche Bag says:
now THAT is commitment
Metaphor Man says:
i'm basically vegeta
Metaphor Man says:
vegeta culkin, apparently.
Adrift says:
sometimes it sucks having my taste in men
Rob says:
WHATEVER YOU NEED
Metaphor Man says:
BEASTMAN AIDS
Adrift says:
-plays with kal's tits-
Metaphor Man says:
sounds good
Adrift says:
also, my internet is being retarded tonight, so sorry if I randomly disappear
Rob says:
then take my seed
Adrift says:
my feet hurt
Rob says:
HAHAHA
Metaphor Man says:
LOL
Metaphor Man says:
dude
Metaphor Man says:
mez is amazing
Metaphor Man says:
he said somethin about somethin earlier today or some other day and it was AMAZING
Adrift says:
dude
Adrift says:
the internet is a catgirl loli being tentacle raped
Metaphor Man says:
i think you may be right.
Metaphor Man says:
yanno if christmas wasnt such a consumer scam now, it'd be the best holiday ever.
Massive Passive says:
*blasts kal with piss*
Massive Passive says:
IT'S COMFORTING TO KNOW DISNEY WILL NEVER OWN /B/
Adrift says:
I need new lungs holy shit
Metaphor Man says:
poor girl... all she wanted was a pack of ciggies...
Massive Passive says:
does will fall under hot... or nuts?
Rob says:
necrophilia and beastiality collide
Metaphor Man says:
my cat is a bastard
Adrift says:
why?
Metaphor Man says:
he's throwing tantrums
Adrift says:
nice
Adrift says:
lol
Adrift says:
you should kill him
Metaphor Man says:
LOL. fuck you
Metaphor Man says:
that's mean
Adrift says:
lmao
Metaphor Man says:
FUCK YOU CAT
Metaphor Man says:
i'm gonna kill him
Massive Passive says:
FUCK YOU AND STUFF
Adrift says:
rofl
Metaphor Man says:
LOL
Massive Passive says:
speaking of WoW...
Stefani says:
man fuck steps in the ass with a large rusty saudering iron!
Metaphor Man says:
okay
Adrift says:
maybe so
Rob says:
-sneaks up behind nikki and runs his hand down her side while licking her ear lobe-
nikki says:
-kicks everyone-
Massive Passive says:
the two year old case that started as sexual assult but got reduced to disorderly conduct because the bitch lied
Metaphor Man says:
that's cool i guess
Adrift says:
abuse is the dgs's way of showing affection
BLOCKED says:
it is
nik says:
Who is?!
Adrift says:
my neck hurts
I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. says:
you look down and your penis is a balloon animal
I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. says:
yes
I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. says:
but
I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. says:
more importantly...
Adrift says:
no :(
Rebecca says:
so i am so relieved i finally found a formula that my baby hasn't projectile-vomited in less than 6 hours.
BLOCKED says:
fuck you
* I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. has been added to the conversation.
BLOCKED says:
FUSION!
I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. says:
and then the world ended
BLOCKED says:
AND I DANCED
I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. says:
and i sat beside the fires of apocalpse and made smores
BLOCKED says:
and also... the game
I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. says:
i like your mom
Adrift says:
you're perfect
I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. says:
my penis is sloppy joe the rockin' rape dynamo
Chris says:
Why do you call her Lou?
I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. says:
DIRTY SKANK WHOREFACE WHORE
Adrift says:
XD
I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. says:
but yeah
I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. says:
it was nice
Rob: Poker says:
I got my ASS kicked tonight
Rob: Poker says:
:'(
Chris says:
By a girl?
Adrift says:
I am not
Miss Vern says:
I AM VERN!
I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. says:
thats not really your decision to make
Adrift says:
kal is gay
Chris says:
I know
Chris says:
Bread is awesome
Miss Vern says:
can you imagine the baby coming out all pissed off cause of that?
The Inhibited says:
it punched me right in the nuts
Adrift says:
and I'm seriously going to hurt kal
I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. says:
that's kinda cool
Chris says:
I want a fuckin' cookie
Adrift says:
-gives chris a cookie-
I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. says:
porn time
!Will says:
I like em
Miss Vern says:
you like boys with tits?
!Will says:
No
!Will says:
well
!Will says:
maybe
!Will says:
yes
!Will says:
sometimes
!Will says:
what the fuck
The Inhibited says:
and wrap your head around this...
Adrift says:
GOD IS AMAZING
The Inhibited says:
abby, any job that lets me wear a mask is okay with me
Adrift says:
that's one of the reasons I used to want to work at gamestop
The Hate Machine says:
*lays down...takes off pants*
Vern says:
weptgoar;selmkffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Can't think of a name. Submit a recommendation. says:
after morpheus/kazaa/limewire came on the scene...
Can't think of a name. Submit a recommendation. says:
real sex was a joke
Vern says:
i'll get paul
Can't think of a name. Submit a recommendation. says:
sweet
Murder Tramp says:
I submit slut mcducky fuck
The Hate Machine says:
FUCK YOU!!!... i'm in despair over here and you are cheering on the bad shit in my life... your a real cunt
The Hate Machine says:
dude... use one of them... but make it so you can still talk to the dead body... give it something cool and semi-relevent to say
Can't think of a name. Submit a recommendation. says:
go to bed
Vern says:
I AM VERN
Murder Tramp says:
I know, right?
Wartooth says:
(i am)
Stefani says:
oh hey yea i found something
Murder Tramp says:
my penis?
Wartooth says:
was it in abby's ass?
The Hate Machine says:
*stabs kal for being a homowhore*
Wartooth says:
never had that happen before....
Wartooth says:
a wiseman once told me....
The Hate Machine says:
DINNER
Wartooth says:
THERE ARE ALSO SOME PENISES THAT ARE CIRCUMSIZED AND SOME THAT ARENT
Murder Tramp says:
I think that's one of the reasons me and kal get pissy with each other all the time
«LuCkY« says:
Rob. I'm still mad at you. Bitch.
Rob: What to do... says:
IM LAFFIN
Vern says:
so have you guys seen kal's purple pubes?
Murder Tramp says:
good times
Wartooth says:
instant boner
«LuCkY« says:
I thought that said "I heart urine"
Vern says:
YEAH
Rob: What to do... says:
IM LAFFIN
Wartooth says:
LOL
Murder Tramp says:
SO???
Wartooth says:
you guys make me laugh like chucky in child's play 2
Rob: What to do... says:
You're fuckin high, arnt you?
* «LuCkY« has been added to the conversation.
Stephanie says:
NOOO
Wartooth says:
sushi is my friend
Murder Tramp says:
who?
Vern says:
i'm here
* Vern has left the conversation.
Murder Tramp says:
I don't want herpes
Murder Tramp says:
and kal, I got it too
Rob: What to do... says:
Disney uses the Jonas Brothers to sell sex to young girls
Chris says:
DISNEY HAS A GAY DAY
Wartooth says:
it can turn your kids into furries
Vern says:
i want some alcohol
Wartooth says:
you were born that way
Wartooth says:
we had sex in chris' BRA while she had lesbian sex
Rob: What to do... says:
I know. I think its an inside job.
Rob: What to do... says:
lol
Murder Tramp says:
ah-HA!
Rob: What to do... says:
it HAS to be
Chris says:
I'd say anyone who rims is crazy
Wartooth says:
no i am not.
Rob: What to do... says:
and our first round draft pick looks like some kid that locks himself in his parents basement and plays world of warcraft all god damn day and night
Wartooth says:
which is why i need beer
Chris says:
I ask about penises.. and I get..
Chris says:
Chris says:
What about 'em?
Vern says:
rum and sprite
Wartooth says:
i must try this
Murder Tramp says:
because you'll be goin around stickin things in places
Vern says:
true story
Stefani says:
my daughter was born on sept 11th
Murder Tramp says:
it's gooooooooooood
Vern says:
shall we educate the puertorriquena on penises?
Chris says:
Then they're like.. kittens instead of daschunds
Murder Tramp says:
I just squeaked
Wartooth says:
it's fucking exciting
Vern says:
you know, my soon to be sisters in laws are lesbians
Stefani says:
and possibly sharing :D
The Atomsplitter says:
mez wants gay sex with some dude named blaze?
Rob says:
kal, its worth it man
Wartooth says:
*stabs abby to death, twice*
Murder Tramp says:
-dies-
Murder Tramp says:
what I do
Wartooth says:
*goes to other window to stab her again another five*
Murder Tramp says:
I'm not having much luck, mez
Chris says:
Huckleberry's cock is named Charlotte?
The one you hate to love says:
she gettin big?
Murder Tramp says:
and mez got some chick's number today
Murder Tramp says:
her name...
Murder Tramp says:
is abby
The Atomsplitter says:
it sucks big fat hairy balls
Cryptic says:
i wanna sleep...
Murder Tramp says:
me too
Murder Tramp says:
but alas...we are never to be allowed the sweet luxury of sleep
Cryptic says:
no rest for the wicked
Murder Tramp says:
very true
Cryptic says:
that mean... DEAR GOD WE ARE SOME EVIL ASS BASTARDS!!!
The Atomsplitter says:
speaking of goiug too far
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Cryptic says:
i need to gut someone and wear their spleen as a hat...
Cryptic says:
hello kal
Cryptic says:
*kills kals face*
The Atomsplitter says:
i lold
Cryptic says:
oddly so did i
The Atomsplitter says:
i was gonna ask if she had sex with rob
The Atomsplitter says:
is it good?
Murder Tramp says:
just to warn you
Cryptic says:
I HAVE APPLE JUCE!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Murder Tramp says:
some shows just go on too long, man
Cryptic says:
THEY DO... AND THEY ARE CRUNCHY!!!!...IT'S NOT NORMAL
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Murder Tramp says:
good way to die I suppose
Saw says:
thats what i'm saying
Murder Tramp says:
I desire nourishment
The Atomsplitter says:
i desire more joy
Murder Tramp says:
this looks like a level for spooky balls
Murder Tramp says:
you're gonna turn into mez and rob is gonna turn into jayson
The Atomsplitter says:
you are what you smoke, abby
Murder Tramp says:
I bought the awesomest underwear in the world
The Atomsplitter says:
do you know... that i think about that like every week
Murder Tramp says:
I like games that involve shooting balls
The Atomsplitter says:
like that game mez showed us
Saw says:
someone get me a gun... this fly... is going to be taken out mafia style
Murder Tramp says:
no u
Murder Tramp says:
-comforts-
Murder Tramp says:
I won't turn into a ps3, man
Murder Tramp says:
I promise
The Atomsplitter says:
okay
The Atomsplitter says:
I'M MEZ
The Atomsplitter says:
OGOD
Murder Tramp says:
this level sucks...I need fireballs
Murder Tramp says:
I'll die, though
Wartooth says:
hopefully
Murder Tramp says:
-gives you a blowjob-
Wartooth says:
also, you can do that in burnout 2
The Hate Machine says:
bobo was birthed out of pure bitchery wasn't she?
Wartooth says:
i think she is the origin
Vern says:
dude, i totally pick on kids
Wartooth says:
fuck you
Murder Tramp says:
I wanna have shower sex
Wartooth says:
no, i'm talkin to nikki.
The Hate Machine says:
i don't wanna
Murder Tramp says:
fag
The Hate Machine says:
queer
Murder Tramp says:
homosexual
The Hate Machine says:
gay
Murder Tramp says:
robert keating
The Hate Machine says:
ouch... that hurt
Murder Tramp says:
will is a walking blowjob
!Will says:
wtf
The Atomsplitter says:
*sheds a tear*
!Will says:
Imagine when they implement 3d screens into computers and the cum shots FLY OUT OF THE FUCKING SCREEN
Murder Tramp says:
I hate it when that happens, though
Murder Tramp says:
-cums-
The Atomsplitter says:
*grumbles*
The Atomsplitter says:
damn bitch
Vern says:
i comes before e except after c...and in words like neighbor and weigh
The Atomsplitter says:
and 12 year olds
Saw says:
am i still here? do i still live?
The Atomsplitter says:
i'm not too sure
Saw says:
and something about a bathtub... or a sink will be fine too...
The Atomsplitter says:
no
The Atomsplitter says:
sink wont do
The Atomsplitter says:
but bathtub would fucking pwn me right now
Saw says:
TOILET IT IS THEN!!!
The Atomsplitter says:
you know you're high when......
The Atomsplitter says:
i have pizza, dude
Saw says:
ghddfhfjhfjkfjhfjhfjhfnfbDIEMOTHERFUCKER!!!!!111ONEONEONE... srsly why be so complicated
The Atomsplitter says:
i told you it was some type of mythical beast