my friends

UPDATE: This page is pretty old and I'm too lazy to update it. However, I'm also not going to take it down, because I'm secretly a sap. But, you know. Just to update...the DGS are the most fucked-up people I've ever known and I dearly love you all. <3

This is a page dedicated to some of the greatest people you could ever hope to meet...my friends. Just to let them all know how much I love them, and that they all have their own very special place in my heart. It's a rare moment of sappiness, so treasure it. =P

Also, if I left anyone out, it is because I am dumb, not because I don't care.

In alphabetical order according to name, so that nobody will bitch about the order they're in...

Anni - Wow, talk about old friends I haven't talked to in forever. Heh. I know you'll probably never read this, but dude, out of all the old friends I had in herd, you and Nancy are the two I miss the most. If I had a way to get back in touch with you, I would...and we could RP just for old times sake. P.S. Gifty misses Stingy.

Cory - You really need to start getting online regularly again, you little cocksucker. -waves- =D

Courtney - You haven't been around as long as some of the other members of the gang have, but you're still damn cool in my book. You remind me a lot of myself, in ways. And since I'm completely awesome, of course that makes you the same. =D =P XD and other emoticons.

Cynder - Creamer! Heh, you're actually one of the oldest friends I have on here that I still talk to on a fairly regular basis. You're cool...and your farts give me HARF ons. XD

Ferd - You know, I never even talk to you anymore, but I miss you. You used to be great fun to hang out with, back in the original days of the gang. Damn you, real life! Give us Ferddy back! -shakes fist-

Jay - The leetle Dutch boy! Dude, I haven't talked to you in like...literally years. I miss you. And I hear Mike does too, wink wink nudge nudge. ;)

Jayson - We've had our share of disagreements, but you know I love ya anyway...even if you are a prick. =P You're one person I know I can count on to always be straight-up with me, even if the truth isn't exactly what I want to hear. And I know I've probably gotten on your nerves stepping in the middle with you and Whips, but I hope you realize that even when I'm being a shitbitch, I'm just trying to help. Now GRAB YOUR SHOVEL and go thwack some emo kids!!

Jesi - You are the absolute best friend I have, and the one person that I KNOW I can count on to always be there for me. We've been best friends and sisters for over 10 years now--I doubt that's going to end anytime soon. You know you mean the world to me; you've seen me at my best and at my worst, and never once turned your back on me. You're my big sister, and I'll always love you. LYLAS!

John - Hahaha, I HATED you when I first met you. XD Funny stuff. Now that I've gotten to know you, though, I've come to the realization that you're extremely awesome. You're really smart, you just...need to learn to stay away from those pandas. And you so want me. Haha.

Kal - I wish I knew what to say here, but it can't really be summed up in a few words. You're the most amazing person I've ever met...you're incredibly talented, you're intelligent, you're hilarious, and you genuinely care about other people. You're the only person I've found that really understands me without trying most of the time. I would do anything to be there for you...just knowing you has changed me forever. I love you with all my heart, and I always, always will.

Marah - I FREAKIN HATE YOU! -makes vicious, brutal hate to your right hipbone-

Mez - You are my favorite out of all the pot-smoking alien rats I've ever met. Seriously. =D You are incredibly insane, and talking to you on the phone can make me laugh so hard I 'bout piss myself. I miss you, man, and so does everybody else. You really need to get your Net connection back soon.

Mike - You...are a fucktard. ROFL!!

Moe - COUSIN!!! WHAT IF JAYSON AND KAL FUSED AND TRIED TO DRINK OJ FROM A SHOVEL BUT THEN TRIPPED AND CRIED AND THEN CHOKED THEMSELVES WITH A HAGGARD LOOK ON THEIR FACE UNTIL FINALLY THEIR HEAD EXPLODED INTO ARBY'S PRODUCTS!!!!! HAHAHAHA, HE'S SUFFERIN!!! HE WANTS TO LIVE BUT HE KNOWS HE'S NOT GONNA!!! HASHAHAHSJSAKEALEJALSEAEIAJWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nancy - You used to be one of my absolute best friends, but now we haven't talked in years. And of all my old friends from herd, you're one of the ones I miss the most. We really should get back in touch one of these days...catch up on old times. Remember Maple and Royal? -reminisces-

Nuka - Big nuka!!!! Dude, I miss you. Seriously. Get your ass back online. NOW.

Rae - I still miss you sometimes. I do not know why. You should get back online sometime...lest Thief go down to Michigan and bitchslap the inhaler out of your mouth. XD I wonder if you can get Raebies from drinking Raetorade...

Shawna - The newest of the new gang members, and our new baby. Awww, she's so cyoot. -pinches her cheeks- XD On a more serious note...I haven't known you that long, but you seem pretty cool to me. You also seem really smart, and I hope you stay that way and don't get fucked up like I did. Meh...I got old while I wasn't looking. -shakes her cane- Begone with ye, ye young whippersnapper!

sk8er - Yay, my husband/lesbian lover! You're another person that's been around for quite some time, although you have been known to disappear for months on end. But I've always been able to count on you being there for me if I need you. You're also a huge freak, but that's okay. I love you anyway. =P -huggles and lix- >_>

Tamara - You're one of the newer additions to the gang, but I have to say you're pretty cool. You like good music, for one thing. And hell, I have to like anyone that gets on Jayson's nerves that much. XD I keed, I keed!

Thief - Man, me and you are pretty much the only ones that have survived all the changes and stayed in the gang from day one. You're like a big brother to me, and I honestly love you to death. You can always be counted on to stay optimistic even when everyone else is gone emo, and to make me laugh no matter how down I get. Not to mention, despite all the shit everyone gives you, you never really get pissed off about it. Now keep fuckin' butter, fag. =P Love ya!

Vern - You know, it's really weird to me. I went from not being able to stand you and fighting with you all the time, and now we get along really, really well...except when it comes to music. Heh. But seriously, you're a great friend. You're like a big sister/mother to me, and I know I can always go to you if I want advice or help solving my problems. And I know you'll give me your honest opinion, even if the truth hurts. You're great to have around.

Whips - Mommy! You know, you and Thief are the only ones from the original gang that have stuck by me through everything. You're someone I can bitch to and be a huge dork and a losah without worrying about it--because hell, you do the same thing back to me. =P I really love ya, man. -gives you a penguin- =D