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Congratulations, you've found your way to my little website. This site doesn't really have much of a purpose, except for me to share random things that I find interesting and have nowhere else to put. It's been through multiple incarnations before, and tends to stop being updated sooner or later due to laziness and/or lack of interest, although certain pages are updated on a regular basis (the online quotes page, mostly).

Hopefully you're wanting to find out more about me by now, because that's what the rest of this page is going to be about.

I'm Abby, also known as the Wise Old Unicorn, Lorelei, Bethany Dale, Miss Anne Thropic, Penmage Lilian, and numerous other names throughout my history on the web. Abby's my real name, though (or Abagail, if you want to get technical). By day, I'm an antisocial, overly nerdy college student who dreams of making enough money to live the rest of my life as a NEET (don't judge me). At night, I retreat to my secret mountain lair and become a (still overly nerdy) supervillain intent on destroying the world, or at the very least people who piss me off. Or something along those lines, anyway. You know what, here. Just have a list of the facts, to make things easier on everyone (I'm not lazy, I swear)...

Name: Abagail Elizabeth Bloodworth
Nicknames/Online Nicks: Abby, Abbo, Abbu, Bobo, Abbers, Abs, Abster, the Wise Old Unicorn, Trogdor, Pufferbutt, Lithium, Tater, Taterhead, and many more.
Sex: Yes, please. Er...female.
Age: 20
Birthday: December 15, 1988
Star Sign: Sagittarius
Moon Sign: Pisces
Rising Sign: Leo
Hair: Brown, thick, frizzy, and in need of being cut.
Eyes: Blue/green and obscured by glasses.
Height: 5'6"
Weight: About 105 lbs or so. I need to gain weight.
Skin: Pale.
Shoe Size: From 8 1/2 to 10, depending on the shoe.
Piercings: Just my ears.
Tattoos: None, and don't want any.
Location: Macon, Georgia, USA
Sexuality: I like to tell people I'm 90% straight.
Religion: Mostly Christian, but also agnostic, Unitarian Universalist, and a bit of an omnist and a Quaker. What?
Interests: Reading, writing, anime, manga, music, video games, cars, psychology, technology in general, graphic design, programming, magic tricks, sleeping, not sleeping, porn, the consumption of mass quantities of bacon bits, and other random things.
Pets: Four cats (Braveheart, Harry, Callie, and Butterfly), two birds (Jasmine and Pippin), and a dog (Odie).
Family: Mostly just my parents and my grandma in Omaha. Plus an aunt and uncle and a gazillion extended family members I don't really know that well.
School: Freshman at Mercer University. Major undeclared, but leaning towards Psychology.

That's the facts. Personality wise, I wouldn't even know where to begin. I'm weird, random, cynical, perverted, insane, sappy, sarcastic, amusing, nerdy, a hippie, a tomboy, a spoiled brat, loving, hateful, bitchy, nice, annoying, possessive, fuzzy, and other random adjectives. I listen to music constantly, have the mouth of a fucking sailor, and write much less than I should. I enjoy many random things, such as unicorns, scented candles, long hair, the taste of blood, bubble wrap, sporks, chocolate, swimming, driving fast, porn, glasses, hats, and knee-high toe socks with stripes in funky colors. I hate many equally random things, such as liars, attention whores, emo bitches, teenagers in general, judgmental people, know-it-alls, arrogant people, self-centered people, people who flag anime, and people in general.

Anything else you need to know, you can probably pick up either from talking to me or browsing the site. If not, or if you need to talk to me for some weird reason, you're best off emailing me: wiseoldunicorn@wildblue.net. I can also be found through MSN Messenger (or Windows Live, or whatever they're calling it these days) at the same address.

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